Every spring, I’m reminded
of the principles of reduce, reuse, recycle. And not because of Earth
Day.
It’s all the garage sales.
For those of us who live in
the country, spring offers amazing opportunities to reduce, reuse and recycle,
right in our back yards.
Literally.
I have numerous friends who
achieve HGTVesque looks for their homes by shopping garage sales. I tell myself every year that I need to
master that skill, though thus far it eludes me. And I haven’t had much success holding a garage sale myself,
either.
In fact, my kids like to
remind me, the only item I ever sold at a garage sale was a scooter, which they
wanted back about an hour later.
The quarter the lucky buyer gave us for it was no consolation.
When we moved to the
farmette, we were told our small town sponsors an annual “get rid of your junk”
fest… which, at the time, was really more of a swap meet/flea market. People brought their large items to a
central location – refrigerators, beds, lawn tools, and more — and before
officials could dispose of everything, people would pick over the
items to see if there was anything they could use.
My friend told me she once borrowed a large truck one year to take a load over, and there were people
waiting in line as she heaved her junk into the pile.
Soon after we moved, officials decided to city-fy the event. They moved it to a different location and posted a
guard.
Which turned out to be a big
help to us. Because we’ve had our
own version of the event at the farmette.
In buying our old farmhouse,
I felt strongly that we were contributing to the re-use effort. Why purchase a new home, when we can
preserve what is already here? Of
course, we spent the first 12 months in the house replacing items that we
thought were beyond repair. Funny
thing is, others apparently thought differently.
It started with a storm door
we replaced. We set it out on the
curb on garbage day. At 7 a.m., we
heard a knock at the door. A
gentleman asked if he could have the door for his chicken coop.
Um, yeah. Sure. Of course.
The next week, we replaced a
toilet, and an individual we can refer to as “Pat,” stopped her/his pickup
truck at the edge of the drive and asked if we were getting rid of it. It was just what she/he needed. (Which begged some questions that I
really didn’t want answers to.)
And so it went with just
about anything we set out. In
fact, I got tired of the early morning interruptions, so I posted a
sign: “free to anyone.” Never failed, whatever we set out
disappeared before the garbage truck ever came by.
And it got better. A contractor came by to talk about some
foundation work. He really liked
the wood stove that was taking up more than half the kitchen.
And that’s when I learned to barter.
While talking to a painter about refinishing the kitchen cabinets, I saw him look lustfully at the hot tub perched on the upper deck. Interested? He sure was.
All we asked is that he figure out how to move it. (We threw in the colony of tree frogs
that had taken up residence inside the tub, no extra charge.)
Ugly metal shed in the
middle of the yard? Disassembled
and relocated by the guy who also installed our hardwood floors at a deep discount.
Obviously, my children
were taking notes.
A couple summers ago, I
determined to get rid of the 70s-style iron wheels that a previous owner had
installed to adorn the driveway entrance.
Really, they were just so
darn ugly.
My husband was not on board
with the project, so I decided to take care of it while he was away. In fact, I placed a bet with one of my
kids that it would take him at least a week to notice.
My older daughter happened to be
home the day someone stopped by to ask how much we wanted for the items. Speechless, she took the lady’s number
and called me to find out.
This was a first. Someone actually wanted to give us cash
for our junk.
“How much do you give Dad
toward your car insurance?” I asked my daughter.
“$20.”
Sold.
Humor writer Hallie Bandy is
the mother of four children and lives on a farmette in rural Kentucky--both of
which provide more than enough fodder for her writing. She is a
regular ShareWIK.com columnist.
More Hallie Bandy articles, click
here.
©2011 ShareWIK Media Group, LLC
Every spring, I’m reminded
of the principles of reduce, reuse, recycle. And not because of Earth
Day.
It’s all the garage sales.
For those of us who live in
the country, spring offers amazing opportunities to reduce, reuse and recycle,
right in our back yards.
Literally.
I have numerous friends who
achieve HGTVesque looks for their homes by shopping garage sales. I tell myself every year that I need to
master that skill, though thus far it eludes me. And I haven’t had much success holding a garage sale myself,
either.
In fact, my kids like to
remind me, the only item I ever sold at a garage sale was a scooter, which they
wanted back about an hour later.
The quarter the lucky buyer gave us for it was no consolation.
When we moved to the
farmette, we were told our small town sponsors an annual “get rid of your junk”
fest… which, at the time, was really more of a swap meet/flea market. People brought their large items to a
central location – refrigerators, beds, lawn tools, and more — and before
officials could dispose of everything, people would pick over the
items to see if there was anything they could use.
My friend told me she once borrowed a large truck one year to take a load over, and there were people
waiting in line as she heaved her junk into the pile.
Soon after we moved, officials decided to city-fy the event. They moved it to a different location and posted a
guard.
Which turned out to be a big
help to us. Because we’ve had our
own version of the event at the farmette.
In buying our old farmhouse,
I felt strongly that we were contributing to the re-use effort. Why purchase a new home, when we can
preserve what is already here? Of
course, we spent the first 12 months in the house replacing items that we
thought were beyond repair. Funny
thing is, others apparently thought differently.
It started with a storm door
we replaced. We set it out on the
curb on garbage day. At 7 a.m., we
heard a knock at the door. A
gentleman asked if he could have the door for his chicken coop.
Um, yeah. Sure. Of course.
The next week, we replaced a
toilet, and an individual we can refer to as “Pat,” stopped her/his pickup
truck at the edge of the drive and asked if we were getting rid of it. It was just what she/he needed. (Which begged some questions that I
really didn’t want answers to.)
And so it went with just
about anything we set out. In
fact, I got tired of the early morning interruptions, so I posted a
sign: “free to anyone.” Never failed, whatever we set out
disappeared before the garbage truck ever came by.
And it got better. A contractor came by to talk about some
foundation work. He really liked
the wood stove that was taking up more than half the kitchen.
And that’s when I learned to barter.
While talking to a painter about refinishing the kitchen cabinets, I saw him look lustfully at the hot tub perched on the upper deck. Interested? He sure was.
All we asked is that he figure out how to move it. (We threw in the colony of tree frogs
that had taken up residence inside the tub, no extra charge.)
Ugly metal shed in the
middle of the yard? Disassembled
and relocated by the guy who also installed our hardwood floors at a deep discount.
Obviously, my children
were taking notes.
A couple summers ago, I
determined to get rid of the 70s-style iron wheels that a previous owner had
installed to adorn the driveway entrance.
Really, they were just so
darn ugly.
My husband was not on board
with the project, so I decided to take care of it while he was away. In fact, I placed a bet with one of my
kids that it would take him at least a week to notice.
My older daughter happened to be
home the day someone stopped by to ask how much we wanted for the items. Speechless, she took the lady’s number
and called me to find out.
This was a first. Someone actually wanted to give us cash
for our junk.
“How much do you give Dad
toward your car insurance?” I asked my daughter.
“$20.”
Sold.
Humor writer Hallie Bandy is
the mother of four children and lives on a farmette in rural Kentucky--both of
which provide more than enough fodder for her writing. She is a
regular ShareWIK.com columnist.
More Hallie Bandy articles, click
here.
©2011 ShareWIK Media Group, LLC